James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Biden’s Name Won’t Be on New Checks Because He Already Knows What It’s Like Signing Checks That Won’t Bounce

Leaked Access Hollywood Tape Shows Pepé Le Pew Insisting Women Let Him Do Anything Because He’s a Star

Poll: 90% of Americans Support Inventing Time Travel to Convince Ted Cruz’s Mom to Be Pro-Choice

South Dakota Gov. Signs Law Allowing Her to Check Student Athlete Undies

Papa John’s New Slogan: “Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. No N-Words After 20 Months of Deprogramming.”

Q-Believers Now Say Trump Will Become the 19th President on March 35th, 2235

After Meghan and Harry’s Interview, Stephen Miller Wants to Work For the Crown

McConnell Blasts Senate Dems for Considering Change to Rules He Never Followed Anyway

5 Things Those Out of Control Libs Will Never Cancel

Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?

President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans

Tom Cotton Says Democrat Votes Should Only Be Worth Three-Fifths of Republican Votes

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