James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Attack Helicopter Identifies as Someone Who Thinks You’re a Transphobic Douchebag

No Matter What Lamestream Media Says, Man Will Believe the Election Was Stolen and Earth is Flat

Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

Michael Flynn Can Recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Russian Without Difficulty

Ann Coulter Still Hopes to Win Triple Crown Next Year

Trump Left Behind Unpaid $1 Million McDonald’s Tab for Biden Administration

Musk Asked SNL to Bring on Babylon Bee Writers So Show Can Be One, Never-Ending Gender Identification Joke

Matt Gaetz Can’t Believe Q Didn’t Tell Him Matt Gaetz is a Sex Trafficker

Trump Tells Maria Bartiromo He Still Hasn’t Accepted Results of Election or Insurrection

Ted Cruz Fell Asleep During Biden’s Speech and Had a Nightmare That People Actually Like Him

Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

Son Called CPS Because Parents Were Watching Tucker Carlson

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