James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scientist Thinks She Can Prove Madison Cawthorn’s Body is Hosting Timothy McVeigh’s Spirit

I Trained My Dog to Fart on Command and Now Everyone Thinks He’s Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congressional Republicans Blast Biden Over Political Props Stranded in Afghanistan

Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis

Greene’s Vet Begs Her Not to Take COVID Vaccine for Heartworms

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”

African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines

Local Moron Sees Inconvenience as Tyranny

Greene Demands an Update From the FDA on Approval of Bleach and Sunlight Injections

Louis CK, Bill Cosby, and Bill O’Reilly Next on Producers’ Shortlist to Host “Jeopardy”

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