James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Warden Denies MTG Conjugal Visit With January 6th Attackers, Citing Illegality of Horse Fucking

Mike Lindell: Trump Will Be Back in Power and ‘Make Jesus White Again’ by Christmas

Hawley’s Wife: He’s the Epitome of Masculinity, Even When She Dreams of Fucking Other Men

Starbucks Rolls Out Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Absolute Monsters Have Masked Stranger Inject 10 Year Old, Protecting Her From Deadly Pandemic

Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Using Critical Race Theory’ to Remove “White” from “White Christmas”

Biden Informs January 6th Insurrectionist He Can Pardon Turkeys, Not Lemmings

Are Humans Capable of Chanting “Let’s Go Brandon!” Without Having a Lobotomy?

Sinema Worries Her Party Might Try to Pass Its Agenda in Response to Youngkin Victory

Manchin: “If Rubbing Coal on My Balls Isn’t Doing Enough for Climate Change, That’s On You”

Super Brave, Heavily Armed Patriot Too Cowardly to Shout ‘Fuck Joe Biden!’ at NASCAR Race

Poll: Majority Support Spending $6 Billion to Yeet Elon Musk to Pluto

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