James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Harry Reid Looks Forward to a Whole New Job Accomplishing Nothing and Not Being Very Well Liked

Ted Cruz: ‘I’m Running for President of Opposite America!’

Senate GOP to Declare U.S. Dominion Over Mars’ Nitrogen Supply

Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’

“Why I Should Be President” by Senator Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz: ‘Okay, I Admit It, I Don’t Know F*ck-All About NASA, Space, Climate, or Science!’

Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting

Dick Cheney: ‘I Criticize Obama Out of Total Hypocrisy, Not Racism!’

Country That Spent $6T Killing People Sad It Wasted $125B Trying to Help People

McConnell: Legislating Vaginae Takes Precedence Over Ending Slavery

House GOP Gives New ‘Scandal’ Official Title: Hillmailghazigate

Rudy Giuliani Says Darth Vader Should Be Commended for Hunting Down, Murdering Jedi

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