James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nebraska Gay Man To Sue ‘All Nosy, Self-Righteous Relics Who Need to STFU and Leave Us Alone’

EXCLUSIVE! Leaked ‘Jade Helm’ Operation Details!

“Why God Chose Me To Be Your Next President” by Michael Huckabee

Texas Governor Greg Abbot Is Tired of Other States Trying To ‘Out-Dumb Us’

Ben Carson: ‘F**k Mike Huckabee, I’m the Religious Nuts’ Candidate!’

Hillary Clinton Hoping to Still Be Able to Steal Bernie Sanders’ Rhetoric Now That He’s Running Too

Huckabee: ‘Criminalization Of Christianity is Coming. Just Ask Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, Pat Robertson…’

Conservative Americans Wait Breathlessly for Word on Whether They Have to Stop Being Assholes Now

Some Americans Outraged Humans Once Treated as Property Outraged Enough To Destroy Non-Human Property

Mississippi Pastor: ‘We’re Bracing for the Nightmare of Adults Loving Other Adults!’

“My Own Personal Thoughts on the Iran Nuke Deal” by George W. Bush (and Dick Cheney)

New Scientific Study: Ted Cruz Thinks About Butt Sex More Than People Having Butt Sex

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