James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Paul Ryan: May Jobs Report With 280k New Jobs Proves ‘Obamunism’ Doesn’t Work

Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness

Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

Gov. Scott Walker: ‘Obviously, I Couldn’t Care Less About Rape and Incest Victims, Doy!’

Rick Santorum Wants Oscar the Grouch To Stop Commenting on Garbage

Mike Huckabee: ‘I am an Insensitive Asshole Who Makes Jokes About Things I am Afraid Of’

Fox News Contributor Trying Hard to Simultaneously Insult Caitlyn Jenner But Gloat Over Her Being a Republican

These Republicans Hate Government So Much, They Can’t Wait to Run It

MENSA Chief Vince Vaughn: ‘There Should Be Guns For Shooters to Steal Away in Every School’

Broken Clock Gives Rand Paul ‘Tons of Kudos’ For His NSA Spying Stance

Rick Santorum Vows to ‘Continue Pretending We Live In 1815’ If Supreme Court Okays Gay Marriage

Dick Cheney: ‘Those FIFA Jerks Sure Do Belong Behind Bars, Am I Right?’

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