James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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North Carolina Republican: ‘We’re Tired of the Other States Having all the Homophobic Fun!’

Jesus Christ Has ‘Had It Up to Here’ With People Using His Name to Hurt LGBT People

Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”

Franklin Graham ‘Bummed’ To Find Out His Mattress is Pro-LGBT Too

Fox Hosts Remind Viewers Not Every Holocaust, Rape Victim Victim ‘Was a Saint’

John Boehner: SCOTUS Should Do ‘The Right Thing and Kick Cancer Patients Off Their Insurance Over Semantics’

Pope Francis: ‘Dick Santorum Should Leave Christianity to the Christians’

Scott Walker Explains Support for Banning Same-Sex Marriage: ‘I’m a Dick’

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Paul Ryan: May Jobs Report With 280k New Jobs Proves ‘Obamunism’ Doesn’t Work

Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness

Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

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