James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Fox News Contributor Trying Hard to Simultaneously Insult Caitlyn Jenner But Gloat Over Her Being a Republican

These Republicans Hate Government So Much, They Can’t Wait to Run It

MENSA Chief Vince Vaughn: ‘There Should Be Guns For Shooters to Steal Away in Every School’

Broken Clock Gives Rand Paul ‘Tons of Kudos’ For His NSA Spying Stance

Rick Santorum Vows to ‘Continue Pretending We Live In 1815’ If Supreme Court Okays Gay Marriage

Dick Cheney: ‘Those FIFA Jerks Sure Do Belong Behind Bars, Am I Right?’

Obama to Unveil Birth Certificate, Details of Secret Communist/Sharia Takeover On Jan. 21, 2017

Santorum, Carson, Huckabee, Cruz Plan Debate to Settle ‘Who Here Thinks About Gay Sex More?’

Bernie Sanders Gives Speech Hillary ‘Plans to Crib From Heavily’

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

“My Name is Rick Santorum, and Here’s Why I Am Frothing to Be Your President”

5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

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