James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Franklin Graham ‘Bummed’ To Find Out His Mattress is Pro-LGBT Too

Fox Hosts Remind Viewers Not Every Holocaust, Rape Victim Victim ‘Was a Saint’

John Boehner: SCOTUS Should Do ‘The Right Thing and Kick Cancer Patients Off Their Insurance Over Semantics’

Pope Francis: ‘Dick Santorum Should Leave Christianity to the Christians’

Scott Walker Explains Support for Banning Same-Sex Marriage: ‘I’m a Dick’

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Paul Ryan: May Jobs Report With 280k New Jobs Proves ‘Obamunism’ Doesn’t Work

Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness

Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

Gov. Scott Walker: ‘Obviously, I Couldn’t Care Less About Rape and Incest Victims, Doy!’

Rick Santorum Wants Oscar the Grouch To Stop Commenting on Garbage

Mike Huckabee: ‘I am an Insensitive Asshole Who Makes Jokes About Things I am Afraid Of’

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