James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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We Asked Doctors and EMTs to Explain How Rittenhouse Could Render First Aid With His AR-15

Satan Offers to Send Emerald Robinson to Med School

Rittenhouse Fires Attorneys, Says Judge is Doing ‘Good Enough Job’ Without Them

McEnany: She’ll Put Jan 6 Subpoena on the Mantle Next to Her Autographed Pic of Trump’s Dong

Trump Jr. Not Invited to Thanksgiving With President or Man Who Thinks He’s Still President

McCarthy Vows to Punish Gosar by Moving His Office Next to AOC and Giving Him a Key to Her Door

Inspired by Cruz, Next Episode of “Sesame Street” Will Be Brought to You By the Letters “C-U-N-T”

When Will Biden Officially Cancel Christmas This Year?

Biden Says Treasury Will Add “In Soros We Trust” to All Currency

Santa Claus Will Require Proof of Vaccination Before Delivering Toys This Year

New Video Game Will Let Players Try to Make Josh Hawley’s Wife Cum for Once

Big Bird Asks Big Dodo To Show Him How to Get to Cancun

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