James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Super Brave, Heavily Armed Patriot Too Cowardly to Shout ‘Fuck Joe Biden!’ at NASCAR Race

Poll: Majority Support Spending $6 Billion to Yeet Elon Musk to Pluto

Meta Nazis Have Already Meta Infested Facebook’s Newly Rebranded “Meta”

Brandon Can’t Go, Because He Got COVID, Took Horse Dewormer for It, and Died

Man Apologizes for Losing Track of His Dick Long Enough for It to Become Fox News Host

Golden Corral Taps Tucker Carlson to Promote “Patriot Binge and Purge” Loyalty Program

Which of These Adorable Outfits Goes Best With Kyrsten Sinema’s Depraved Indifference to Human Suffering?

No Matter What, I Back the Blue. Until I Beat Them With a Flagpole During an Insurrection.

We Corrected All of Trump’s Lies in His Wall Street Journal Letter to the Editor

Trump: The Houston Astros Really Won Game 1 of the World Series

Experts Weigh-In: Will Your 10 Year Old’s 5G Reception Improve After Getting the COVID-19 Vaccine?

Judge: Prosecutors Can Only Call Rittenhouse a ‘Sweet White Boy Who Went Pew-Pew on Accident’

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