James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Jealous Putin Invites Vice-Pope to Kremlin For Karaoke

Carly Fiorina: I Scaled Mt Everest The Same Day I Cured Cancer

Koch Brothers On Hold With Customer Service For Scott Walker Refund

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #347

Carly Fiorina Claims to Have Seen Proof That Moon Landing Was a Hoax

President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation

Muslim American Wonders if Ben Carson Is Fit to Be Called ‘Not Dumb’

Politicians Who Won’t Let Us Forget 9/11 Can’t Remember to Care About 9/11 First Responders

Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’

5 Predictions for Tonight’s GOP Debate You Can Take to the Bank

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