James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Carly Fiorina Fondly Recounts the Time She Found Atlantis

Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes

House Republicans Start ‘Pre-Impeachment’ Proceedings For Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Is Racking Up The D-Bag Endorsements

Carly Fiorina Talks About the Time She Broke the Sound Barrier and Almost Prevented 9/11

Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider

Republican Man Can’t Wait to See Which D-Bag Replaces Boehner

Carly Fiorina Fondly Remembers Breaking NFL Rushing Yards Record

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #348

D.C. Area Bars Honor John Boehner’s Tenure By Lowering Cocktail Napkins to Half Staff

22-Year-Old Facebook Libertarian Defends Martin Shkreli Because ‘Free Market’

Jealous Putin Invites Vice-Pope to Kremlin For Karaoke

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