James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’

5 Predictions for Tonight’s GOP Debate You Can Take to the Bank

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #346

Poll Shows Ted Cruz, Rand Paul Have Dropped Out But Just Don’t Know It Yet

Victorian Age Dildo Offers to Sub-In for Scott Walker as Governor

Inanimate Rock Challenges Scott Walker to Debate on Foreign Policy

Rand Paul Found Huddled in Corner, Muttering ‘Audit the Fed’ Over and Over

Wild-Eyed Socialist Proposes Crazy Idea to Conservative College Crowd: Compromise

Tea Partier: Sane, Compassionate Exit Speech Proves Rick Perry Unfit for Presidency

Trump to Offer Sarah Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’ Cabinet Position

House Republicans Admit to Smoking ‘Just Enough’ Crack Before Planned Parenthood Hearing

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