James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nearly A Million People Have Donated to Presidential Campaign That Cannot Win

Carly Fiorina Fondly Recounts the Time She Found Atlantis

Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes

House Republicans Start ‘Pre-Impeachment’ Proceedings For Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Is Racking Up The D-Bag Endorsements

Carly Fiorina Talks About the Time She Broke the Sound Barrier and Almost Prevented 9/11

Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider

Republican Man Can’t Wait to See Which D-Bag Replaces Boehner

Carly Fiorina Fondly Remembers Breaking NFL Rushing Yards Record

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #348

D.C. Area Bars Honor John Boehner’s Tenure By Lowering Cocktail Napkins to Half Staff

22-Year-Old Facebook Libertarian Defends Martin Shkreli Because ‘Free Market’

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