James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country

Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer

GoFundMe Established to ‘Pay Bristol Palin to STFU Forever and Ever’

Conservatives Fume: Obama Supports Idea That People Mostly Use Bathrooms to Piss and S***

Carly Fiorina Says Knocking Out Ivan Drago Was ‘Biggest Highlight’ of Her Life

People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #352

Sad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate Time

Priebus Peeved Town Turd Polisher Didn’t Polish His Turds Enough

Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

We Put a Gun To These 5 People’s Heads and Asked Them About Gun Control

Ben Carson Campaign Clears Entire Schedule to Allow More ‘Incoherent Babbling Bulls**t’ Time

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