James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Presdient Ben Carson Would Tap Herman Cain For Ambassador to Uzbekibekistanstan

Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

God to Ted Cruz: I Don’t Give a F**K About Your President’s Religion

Scientists Estimate 95% Probability of Lies If Ben Carson’s Speaking

Town Philosopher Has Philosophy About Politicians: They Don’t Know Shit

Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

Rush Limbaugh ‘Mad as Hell’ About Obama’s Facebook Page

4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate

Gay Texan: America’s An Island We’re All Trapped on Waiting For Louie Gohmert To Die

Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’

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