James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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House Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Verbal Diarrhea From Boebert’s Defense of Gosar

Elon Musk Is Clearly a Better Person Than Bernie Sanders, and Here Are 5 Facts to Back That Up

Rittenhouse Judge Asks Jury to End Deliberations So He and Kyle Can Attend Proud Boy Meeting

Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices

Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit

Wyoming GOP Boots Liz Cheney for Supporting Their Fiscal Sociopathy, But Not Coup Attempts

At Last, Our Long, National Infrastructure Week, Is Over

Don Jr: “If Joe’s So Good at Finishing What Daddy Couldn’t, Why Can’t He Make Ivanka Cum?”

Judge Says Bannon May Have Conjugal Visits With Both MTG and Dan Bongino

Trump Slams Biden for Not ‘Being Strong Enough’ to Encourage Supporters to Hang Harris

Santa Claus Tells Man It’s Time to Stop Believing in Made Up Things Like Trump Won

Man Sitting on Whoopie Cushion Briefly Worries Boebert’s Staff That Her Skull Had Popped

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