James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sewer Security Guard Apologizes for Allowing Two Turds to Escape and Get Elected to Congress

Boebert Wants an FDA Update on Approving Bleach Injection Boosters

Ted Cruz Says He’ll Stand Under the Mistletoe With Trump If Ivanka Won’t

Biden Signs Presidential Declaration Stating “All Holidays Matter”

Jack Dorsey Leaving Twitter to Be a Billionaire Fuckface Somewhere Else, We Guess, Who Cares?

Trump Family Moves Annual Christmas Party from White House to White Powerhouse

Fauci: “Cruz Has the Same Punchablefaceitis That Rand Paul’s Neighbor Diagnosed Him With”

Trump Joins “Masterclass” and Will Teach a Course on Being a Crybaby Sore Loser

Rittenhouse Offered to Shoot Someone on 5th Avenue for Trump During Their Mar-A-Lago Meeting

Tucker Carlson: Dark Meat ‘Doesn’t Belong’ Next to White Meat on His Dinner Plate

Republican State Rep. Wants to ‘Defend Christmas’ by Outlawing ‘All Pagan Rituals and Holidays’

Who’s Most Innocent: OJ Simpson, Bill Cosby, George Zimmerman, or Kyle Rittenhouse?

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