James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

Muslim Colorado Springs Resident Proposes Monitoring Christian Churches

Marco Rubio: I Would Bomb More Children Than Cruz

Ted Cruz Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Muslim-Only Constitution

President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password

Daesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas

Man Rushed to Hospital With Third Degree Burns After Trump Book Burning

Another Republican Debate Drinking Game

Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit

Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche

Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action

1...438439440...485 Page 439 of 485