James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate

Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate

Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

Daesh Spokesman: We Will Hire Megyn Kelly If Donald Trump Wins Election

Trump Bails On Next GOP Debate So He Can Miss Megyn Kelly’s ‘Ragtime Blues’

Gun Nut: I Had No Idea Naval Bases Were Gun Free Zones!

“Life on Easy Street” by Poorsy McGee

Rand Paul in Iowa, Desperately Flailing Arms at Cameras Covering Donald Trump

Carly Fiorina Tweets ‘Oops, J/K, LOL!’ After Planned Parenthood Sting Video Producers’ Indictment

Scientists Announce New Global Phenomenon: “La Clima Chante”

Carly Fiorina: Don’t Have an Abortion Because I Need More Political Props

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