James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Gun Enthusiast ‘Pissed’ He Has to Sell Guns Out of His Trunk and Not Facebook Now

Carly Fiorina: I Want to Taste Hillary’s Pussy

Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office

‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Scientists Studying If Canada Or Mexico Handle U.S. Refugees From President Trump’s America

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #365

Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate

Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate

Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

Daesh Spokesman: We Will Hire Megyn Kelly If Donald Trump Wins Election

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