James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives

Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’

‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time

Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice

Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy

Obama’s Communist Economic Assault Lowers Unemployment Below 5%

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #366

Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian

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