James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Obama Offers Republicans To Get Hillary Clinton Out Of The Election By Nominating Her For Scalia’s Seat

Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

Coroner Report Confirms Scalia ‘Died Without a Shred of Humanity’

President Obama to Declare President Obama As Justice Scalia’s Replacement Via Executive Order

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #367

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Agree U.S. Should Get ‘Dibs’ on Gravitational Waves

Donald Trump Offers to ‘Loan Ivanka’ to Ted Cruz for His Next Campaign Video

As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’

Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’

After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle

Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders

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