James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes

Sad Libertarian to Investigate Why Candidate No One Voted For is Dropping Out of Race

Leaked Memo Shows Obama’s Plan to ‘Take All the Guns With’ Him in 2017

Bob Dole, John Kerry Initiate Ted Cruz Into ‘Iowa to the White House’ Club

Martin O’Malley Temporarily Drowned-Out By Sound of Pin Drop at Pull-Out Presser

Huckabee, O’Malley Now Move to Sudden Death Penalty Kicks

DNC Agrees to ‘Make Hillary Look Good’ on TV More

Obama: My First Act as Supreme Court Justice – Make Myself Sharia King

Sources: Ted Cruz ‘Such a Douche’ He Doesn’t Like The Beatles

Gun Enthusiast ‘Pissed’ He Has to Sell Guns Out of His Trunk and Not Facebook Now

Carly Fiorina: I Want to Taste Hillary’s Pussy

Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office

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