James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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President Obama to Declare President Obama As Justice Scalia’s Replacement Via Executive Order

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #367

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Agree U.S. Should Get ‘Dibs’ on Gravitational Waves

Donald Trump Offers to ‘Loan Ivanka’ to Ted Cruz for His Next Campaign Video

As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’

Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’

After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle

Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders

Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives

Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’

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