James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Marco Rubio Stops by WalMart on the Way Home for Job Application

President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle

Woman Who Was in Elementary School in the 60’s: Bernie Sanders’ Civil Rights Arrest ‘No Big Deal’

Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate

Ignorant Voter Chides Jewish Man For Using Word Coined to Describe Poor Jewish Neighborhoods

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #370

POLL: Majority Relieved to Find Out Future President’s Dong is Okay

Mitt Romney Volunteers to Replace Trump and ‘Lose One for the Team’

Republican Explains Why His Taxes Rising 2% Under Sanders is Worth a Trump Apocalypse

Trump Supporter Sues Dry Cleaner Who Won’t Release His White Sheets Without a Ticket

Engineers Prepare to Power Down Marco-D2

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