James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

Muslim Cop Patrols Ted Cruz’s Neighborhood for Douchebags, Finds One Named Ted Cruz

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #373

God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth

Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’

Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump For His Waterboarding Comments After Belgium Attack

Hillary Clinton Literally Sharpening Her Claws in Preparation for Showdown With Trump

Random Woman: I have no clue who the fuck the guy that just endorsed Trump is.

History Made: Castro & Obama Share Secret Communist Handshake, Hold Seance to Contact Marx

Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #372

Obama Offers to Trade SCOTUS Pick for Second Amendment

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