James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump

North Carolina Republican Proposes Genitalia Registration Service

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #377

Transgender Man Wants Separate Bathrooms for ‘People Who Can’t Stop Thinking About My Crotch’

SuperPAC Owner Threw Hundred Dollar Bills at Sanders Supporter to ‘Make Her Go Away’

DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

While In Target Bathroom, Republican Nervously Wonders If Man Next To Him Was Born With A Penis

DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters

Reince Priebus Kicks Over Bucket of Diarrhea, Asks it to Run for President

Roosevelt Ghosts Argue Over Who Bernie Sanders is More Like

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #376

International Arms Dealer Proud of Hillary Clinton’s Bold Stance Against the NRA

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