James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Local White Woman ‘Pretty Sure’ She Should Scold Larry Wilmore for Obama for Using ‘N-word’ at WHCD

Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’

Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself

Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #378

Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him

North Carolina Cisgender Woman ‘Tired of Shitting With an Audience’

Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

Oklahoma Republicans Order “Fuck Rape Victims” Cake to Celebrate Passing Total Abortion Ban

Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of shit’ as VP

Trump: ‘I’ll prove I’m not a misogynist and charm the bitch outta’ Megyn Kelly

Obama: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Mohammed Ali to Appear on $1 and $5 Bills By Executive Sharia Order

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