James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #380

SC Dems Propose Bill That Classifies ‘Getting a Boner that Leads to an Abortion’ Accessory to Murder

POLL: Most Sanders Fans Want ‘Right Combination of Finger Wagging and Insults’ to Switch to Hillary

Man Voting for Trump to ‘Piss Off Libtards’ to Give Himself AIDS

Justice Thomas: MS School Desegregating After Six-Decade Fight ‘Proves Racism Doesn’t Exist Anymore’

Anne Graham Lotz: God Gives Us Diarrhea Because We ‘Let Trans People Poop in Comfort’

Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Voting for Donald Trump

O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

Louisiana Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

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