James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man Voting for Trump to ‘Piss Off Libtards’ to Give Himself AIDS

Justice Thomas: MS School Desegregating After Six-Decade Fight ‘Proves Racism Doesn’t Exist Anymore’

Anne Graham Lotz: God Gives Us Diarrhea Because We ‘Let Trans People Poop in Comfort’

Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Voting for Donald Trump

O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #379

Louisiana Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz and Trump

Bearded, Bigoted Attention Whore Gives Ignorant Opinions on Subjects He Doesn’t Understand

North Carolina Governor Deputizes Ty-D Bol Man to Patrol State’s Bathrooms

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