James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

South Carolina’s Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

SC Gov. To Start Nightly Rotation ‘Staking Out’ Different Women’s Uteruses

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

Leaked: Rough Draft Copy of Trump’s Inaugural Address Found in Google Drive

Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

Hillary Clinton Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “I Dislike Donald…More Than I Dislike Hillary”

House Benghazi Committee to Investigate Content of Obama’s Post-Vietnam Meal Farts

Republican Man Buys Gun So He Can Worry About Obama Coming For It

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #380

SC Dems Propose Bill That Classifies ‘Getting a Boner that Leads to an Abortion’ Accessory to Murder

POLL: Most Sanders Fans Want ‘Right Combination of Finger Wagging and Insults’ to Switch to Hillary

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