James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Stanford Rape Judge’s New Sentencing Guideline: ’20 Minutes Or Less, And You’re Free!’

Donald Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail In First 100 Days

Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Chamber of Commerce: Sales of White Sheets Up 72%

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #382

You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump’s Toupee Breaks Silence: ‘There is Literally Nothing But Farts and Anger Under Me.’

Donald Trump Debuts ‘Make Earth Flat Again’ Slogan

Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

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