James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Area Republican Explains How He Can Hate ‘Welfare Queens and Moochers’ But Vote For Trump

Trump Admits Late Night, Angry Anti-Machado Tweets Came From ‘Some Guy On A Coke Bender’

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #399

Trump: Bill Clinton’s Affairs “Embarrassing” Because “He Couldn’t Get Half The Quality Ass I Did”

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now

Trump’s Hypothetical Iraq War Crime Inspires Cheney To Give Him ‘Super-Duper Double’ Endorsement

Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump

Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate

PolitiFact Creates New “Utter And Complete Horse S__t” Category After Trump/Clinton Debate

President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate

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