James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Can Getting Hair Plugs Also Cure Your Rich Cuntitis?

DeSantis Orders Critical Race Theory Detectors Installed on Every Florida Campus

Sen. Warren Proposes 80% ‘Billionaire Twatwaffle Tax’

Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress

Selected Excerpts from Mark Meadows’ January 6th Text Messages

Trump Jr. Texted Trump on January 6th Asking If His Dad Loves Him But Never Got a Response

Meadows Said National Guard Would ‘Protect Pro-Toothless Incestuous Racism People’ on Jan. 6

Santa Disappoints Boy: “I Can’t Bring You Unicorns or Make Your Daddy President Again”

Boebert Thinks Hillary Clinton Had the Fox News Christmas Tree Torched to Cover-Up Benghazi

White House Tells Paul They’ll Send KY the Bootstraps He Wanted to Send After Hurricane Maria

Elon Musk Named TIME’s ‘Arrogant, Wealthy, Fuckface Dilettante Sociopath of the Year’

Historians Unearth Benedict Arnold’s PowerPoint Presentation

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