James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like

Man Plans Transition From Blaming Obama For Everything To Blaming Obama For Everything Trump Fucks Up

Trump Has To Return Winter Gloves Putin Gave Him For Christmas

“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated

Trump Asks Flynn To Help Him Translate Inaugural Address Into Russian

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

Trump Considering Hillary Clinton For Secretary Of Campaign Promise Keeping

Trump Takes Credit For Affordable Care Act And Being The First President Of Color

“Donald Trump’s 2017 New Year’s Resolutions”

After 2016, God Says He’s Having His ‘Aim Re-calibrated’

Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower

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