James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Undocumented Taiwanese Dreamer Studying Spanish In Case Trump Deports Her

White House Adds Alex Jones As Information, Chemtrail, and Tinfoil Adviser

Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him

Congressional Republican Explains Why Poor Kids Don’t Need Both Food and An Education

New EPA Head Scott Pruitt: “Maybe Mother Earth Shouldn’t Dress Like That If She Doesn’t Want Us Raping Her”

Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”

Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”

Trump Gets Go-Ahead From Putin To Make Steve Bannon His Official Co-President

Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’

CIA Warns More Fictitious Terror Attacks May Be On The Way

13 Year Old Trans Boy Thinks Milo Yiannopoulos Is A ‘Totally Creepy Perv’

Senate Confirms Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense On Mostly Party Lines

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