James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Flynn Asks Putin To Be A Reference On His Résumé

DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls

Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!

NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them

Stephen Miller Has White House Aides Move His Sleeping Coffin Out Of Frame For His Sunday TV Interviews

New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English

Trump Hopes Writing New Muslim Ban In Different Color Crayon Will Make It Legal This Time

DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament

Trump Says His Legal Team Is Ready To Appeal 9th Circuit Muslim Ban Decision On “Judge Judy”

Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free

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