James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sean Spicer: “President Putin Also Believes The White House A Finely Tuned Machine”

Trump Orders First Amendment Revised To Protect “Freedom Of The Friendly Press”

God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”

Trump Asks Asian American Reporter To Make Egg Rolls For Him

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

Local Man Wants Moderate Republicans To Apologize For Helping Elect An Orange Terrorist

Trump Invites Putin To Treat Mar-A-Lago As His “Winter Kremlin”

Trump Policy Adviser Stephen Miller Says 7.2 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Voted Last Year

PolitiFact Says Trump Administration Pushing Their Needle To Near Breaking Point

Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie

Sean Spicer: “When I Said We’ve Been Hard On Russia I Meant To Say We’ve Got A Hard-On For Russia”

Trump Orders Military To Award Purple Heart To Murdered KKK Grand Wizard

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