James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive

Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With

Mahershala Ali Briefly Detained By ICE Outside Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party, His Oscar Was Free To Go

Stephen Miller Shocked To See His Own Reflection In White House Mirror

Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’

Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In White House Vault

Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass

Bannon In Negotiations To Commission Clone Army To Round Up Mexicans And Deport Them

Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant

Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To Mar-A-Lago

Alabama School Petitions DeVos Department Of Education To Allow “Alternative Integration”

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