James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration

Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing

God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again

Trump On February Jobs Report: ‘I Make America Great Again By Taking Credit For The Black Guy’s Work’

Classic TV Show Gets Reboot And Will Be About The Trump Cabinet

Stephen Miller Really Wants To Know Where His Precious Is

VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To Build The Border Wall

Trump Supporter Confused That Going Without New Cell Phone Didn’t Stop His Pancreatic Cancer

HUD Secretary Ben Carson Wants To Fix Homelessness By Calling The Homeless ‘Hobos’ Again

President Trump Honors International Women’s Day With Rose Garden Pussy Grabbing Ceremony

Alternate Universe Report: GOP Not Concerned With Clinton’s Attorney General Lying About Russian Meetings

Confused Trump Doesn’t Know Where “S.B.” Monogrammed Presidential Towels Came From

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