James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery

California Man Too Stoned Coping With Trump’s America To Care About Him Escalating War on Drugs

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal

Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee

Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The Trump Distractions

President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out

President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive

Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With

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