James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Was Wrong Because It Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned, Unpaid Interns

Mobile Deportation Detention Centers To Be Installed Behind Traveling Trump Circus

White House: Trump Believes Breitbart Claims That Sky Is Orange With Green Polka Dots

Obama Offers To Trade Real Birth Certificate For Wire Tap Recordings

Sean Hannity Will Stop Defending Trump When He Finishes Sucking The President’s Dick

Contents Of Obama’s Trump Wiretap Uncovered By White House Cleaning Staff

Jeff Sessions Hastily Stuffs Crate Of Russian Vodka And Fur Hats Into DOJ Utility Closet

Trump Signs Executive Order Forbidding Anyone From Saying “Conflicts Of Interest” In His Presence

Sessions Invokes Obscure Clause In Constitution That Says Perjury Only Applies To Democrats

Navy SEAL William “Ryan” Owens To Receive Purple Prop Award From President Trump

Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass

Stephen Miller Pushing Trump To Open D.C. Blood Bank Inside The White House

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