James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Says He’s “Disappointed and Offended” He Wasn’t Asked To Be In “It” Remake

Deranged, Delusional, Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Escorted Out of White House Onto Air Force One

Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’

Republicans Advance Bill Allowing USPS to Open Mail Then Gather and Sell Private Information

Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’

Washington Nationals Couldn’t Get Trump To Throw Their First Pitch And Went With An Orange Bag Of Diarrhea

Devin Nunes Spotted On Palace Grounds, Taking Intel To Jabba The Hutt

Trump Demands Congress Probe Link Between Clinton, Obama, JFK, Loch Ness Monster, and Miley Cyrus

Paul Ryan Resorts to Smacking Medications Out of Poor People’s Mouths

Congressional Republicans Lobby White House To Drop The “C” From Trump’s “Closer” Nickname

Ted Koppel Suggests Sean Hannity Look Into Whether Obamacare Covers ‘Burns and Public Butt-Hurt’

Angela Merkel Pays $300 Billion NATO Bill In Monopoly Money, Says It’s ‘Fake Money For A Fake President’

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