James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Bill O’Reilly Seen Filling Out Employment Application at Hooters

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

President Trump Asks if He Can Command Navy With Battleship Board Game Instead

Attorney General Sessions Agrees to Update His Anti-Marijuana Rhetoric Four Decades to the 1970s

Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo

Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On

Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’

Trump Demands He Get to Try On Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Jewely Thingy’ During UK Visit

Alex Jones Reveals Himself as Barack Obama in “White Douchebag Face”

Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll

Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter

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