James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born

Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’

Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy

Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka”

Rand Paul: Trump Getting Putin’s Permission for Syrian Airstrike ‘Close Enough’ For Him

Syrian Child Glad Being Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage Helps Boost Donald Trump’s Approval Ratings

Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia

Fox News Renames “The O’Reilly Factor” as ‘The No Profit Zone’

Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels

Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka Caught Masturbating Each Other Quietly But Furiously In Holocaust Memorial Museum

Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’

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