James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sean Hannity Embarks on 16 City Tour of America With Seth Rich’s Corpse

Trump Thinks Glowing Saudi Orb Is Sentient Being and Asks It to Be President Instead

Russian Pimp Pledges Portion of Piss Whore Proceeds to President Trump’s Legal Defense Fund

250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump is Gone

Sen. John McCain, Lindsey Graham Threaten to Wag Their Fingers ‘Super Duper Hard’ At Trump This Time

Trump: ‘When The President Does It, That Means It’s Not Obstruction of Justice or Treason’

Jabba the Ailes Found Dead With Possible Signs of Strangulation

“We Can Think of Two Politicians Treated Worse Than You, Donald” by Abe Lincoln & JFK

James Comey Sends Donald Trump His Memos and Case of Snapple Peach Mint Tea

Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before He Supports Special Prosecutor

KKK Offers to Loan Richard Spencer’s Hipster Nazis Real Torches So They Don’t ‘Look Like Preppy Bitches’

President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It

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