James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tucker Carlson Will Only Spend Angelou Quarters Once He Spends the Ones with White Guys On Them

NFL Approves Rule Change Forcing Anti-Vaxxer Players to Remove Their Helmets and Pads

Fauci to Paul: “In My Non Self-Certified Medical Opinion, You’re a Bitch-Ass Lying Traitor”

Decades Ago, Doctors Already Figured Out How to Put a Human Heart in a Pig

Op-Ed: How Come I Drank Gallons of Trump’s Pee and Still Got COVID?

Man Sues God For Taking Betty White and Bob Saget When Trump Was ‘Still a Very Good Option’

If You Hear Your Uncle Say This Three Word Phrase, Get Him to a Neurologist ASAP!

Does Your Grandson Think Your Joke is Racist Because He’s Woke, or Because It Uses the N-Word?

House Janitor Accidentally Flushes Marjorie Taylor Greene Down the Toilet

Ted Cruz Insists He Can Gargle Tucker and Trump’s Fruit Baskets Simultaneously

Graham Blasts Biden For “Politicizing” Politically-Motivated Terrorist Attack

Op-Ed: Ted Cruz Encouraged Me to Storm the Capitol and Now He’s Calling Me a Violent Terrorist

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