James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Betsy DeVos: “I Don’t Care About Women Getting Raped Until God Makes a Baby With It”

Coulter, Lahren Team Up To Form The Kristian Konservative Koalition of Screeching Blonde Magpies

Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is

Keebler Elves Release Statement Apologizing For “Runaway, Rogue, Racist Little Shithead Elf” Ending DACA

Tambourine Lahren Triggered by Random Black Man Praying

Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself

Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016

Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate

Mexico to Use Murderer/Rapist/Drug Dealer/Some Good People Pipeline For Sending Harvey Relief Workers To U.S.

Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations

Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office

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