James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Cassidy, Graham: Kimmel’s Son Should Be ‘Shoved Back Up His Mama’s Baby Chute’ If He Wants Republican Sympathy

Trump Supporter and Tabasco Lahren Agree: Only Welfare Taking Moochers Burn American Flags

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

Mexico’s President: “When America Sends Its Condolences, It Doesn’t Send Them From Their Best”

Super Rich, Racist, Fat, Orange, Fuckface Billionaire Using Other People’s Money to Pay His Smarmy Slimebag Attorney Bills

In Speech to North Korea, Kim Jong-Un Calls Trump “Pocket Rocket Man”

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin

Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma

Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous Engagements

Woman Finds Copy of Hillary’s Hit List Stuffed Into Copy of “What Happened”

Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

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