James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tucker Carlson Will Rub Reese’s Pieces on His Ken Doll Patch Instead

Investigators Find Justice Thomas’ Pubes on Forged Electoral Certificates

Why Didn’t His Natural Immunity to Crashes Keep Him Being Thrown From His Car?

Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.

Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?

Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck

Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him

NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name

Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit

Joe Rogan Took a Shower Live on His Podcast and Still Didn’t Believe Water is Wet

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