James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Uday and Qusay Trump To Host Christmas Hunting Party on White House Lawn This December

Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term

Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine

Jeff Sessions ‘Can’t Remember’ If He ‘Lied About Forgetting’ Or If He ‘Forgot About Lying’

Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote For Moore AFTER Allegations

Trump Creates Department Of Comedy And Sexual Misconduct, Louis C.K. & Bill Cosby Will Be Co-Secretaries

Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”

Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14 Year Old Meat On Old Dried Up Cracker

Conservative Podcaster: “I Saw Roy Moore Hit On A 14 Year Old At A Football Game But At Least He Stood For The Anthem!”

GOP Congressman Demands Investigation Into Link Between Roy Moore And Benghazi

Trump Wants His Bone Spurs Added To Vietnam War Memorial

American Christian Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

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