James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Declares South Electoral College Winners Of Civil War

General Trump Declares Victory In The War On Christmas

Santa Claus Apologizes For Trump Of Coal He Put In Entire World’s Stockings Last Year

Donald Trump Jr. To Have Breakthrough Plastic Surgery For His ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

Disappointed Eric Trump Told SpaceX Launch Was Not Actually Santa’s Sleigh

5 Ways Your Sex Robot Is Telling You They’re Ready To Be Programmed To Fuck Other People

Russian Prostitute Takes Credit For Giving Trump Idea For Trickle Down Tax Plan

Papa John’s Promises Ousting John Schnatter As CEO Will Not Make Pizzas “Any Less Shit-Tastic Or Cardboardrific”

While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban

Episode IX Leak: Chewbacca, R2-D2, C-3PO, Motion Pictures, The Force, And Star Wars All Die In Final Film Of New Trilogy

Trump Decides To Boycott KFC, Fearing A Chicken Coup

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