James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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U.S. Recruits Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team

Hannity And Limbaugh: Obama Once Used A Copy Of Forbes Magazine To Spank A Fly

Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security During Government Shutdown

Homeless Vet Pretty Sure He Can Get His Daughter’s Medication With And Eat Trump’s Fake News Awards

Adult Film Star Says President Obama Secretly Helped Her Use Exchange To Sign Up For Health Insurance

U.S. Adds Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team And He Will Compete In All Events

Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow Be A Specimen Of Human Health And Vigor”

Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum

Trump Blames Weekend Missile Warning Scare On President Of Hawaii’s Incompetence

President Trump Promises Delivery Of TIE Fighters To Normay

First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship

Emperor Palpatine Tells Vader He Doesn’t Want Any Shithole Planets Joining The Empire

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