James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

#TwitterLockout: Trump Supporter Believes Purged Russian Bots Were Taken To Obama FEMA Camps

Man Who Thinks He Just Took Excruciatingly Large Dump Surprised By Dinesh D’Souza In His Toilet Bowl

Does This Photo Prove Alleged School Shooting Survivor David Hogg Is Actually A 235 Year Old Extra-Terrestrial Transgender Robot Clone?

Stressed Out, Underpaid, Overworked Adult Volunteers To Brandish Gun Around Students So Teachers Can Keep Teaching

Trump Offers To Grab Mitt Romney’s Binders By The Pussy

God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”

Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag

Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence

Trump Has Moment Of Silence For Parkland Victims Before Slicing Tee Shot And Screaming, “Fucking Cunt-Ass Ball!”

Alt-Right Trump Supporter Wonders ‘When Do We Get A White Panther Movie?’

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