James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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The Alternative Science Behind the All-Bacon Diet

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

In Interviews on Fox News, Sinclair, and Bill O’Reilly’s Basement Podcast, Ted Cruz Says He Worries About Political Bias at Facebook

Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

Facebook Unveils New App That Alerts You When Your Private Data Is At Risk

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

Elon Musk Developing Artificial Unintelligence To Replace Facebook, Twitter Algorithms

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

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