James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Local Man No Self-Respecting Woman Would Fuck Can’t Wait To Blast His Abortion Opinion At Full Volume

Jim Bridenstine Wants NASA To Install Weed Dispensary On International Space Station

5 Ways To Prove The Flat Earth Theory With Alternative Science

Trump Supporter Wants More Libtarded Hollyweird Celebs To Give Opinions On Politics Like Kanye West

Sean Hannity Asks HUD For Another Set Of Multi-million Dollar Boot Straps

Man Doesn’t Deny He Dealt It, But Callously Refuses To Smellt It

Rudy Giuliani Mentions 9/11 More Than 5000 Times In Three Minutes While Discussing Mueller Investigation

Obama Slipped Divorce Attorney’s Business Card Into Melania’s Pocket At Barbara Bush’s Funeral

Gushers To Roll Out New Fruit Flavored Detergent Pods

Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens After California Man Smokes Legal Weed

Woman Tends To Cuss A Lot When You Act Like A G##damned F##king S###headed C##k-Faced Tw#twaffle

Woman Tends To Cuss A Lot When You Act Like A Goddamned Fucking Shitheaded Cock-Faced Twat Waffle

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