James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scott Pruitt Looking For Dead Planet He Had Stuffed In Trump Hotel Mattress

Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess

Betsy DeVos Unveils “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028

Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ

Florida Teen Skirts Waiting Period and Performs Own Abortion With AR-15

President Hillary Clinton Officially Pardons Herself For Benghazi, Emails, Secret Assassinations

Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’

Man Not Convinced He Made Right Smartphone Purchase Until He Sends First Unbidden Digital Penile Image With It

Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm

Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As

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