James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force

Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons

Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’

Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa

Americans Prepare To Launch Their Affordable Healthcare, Universal Education Into Space

Laura Ingraham Kicked Out of Dry Cleaners For Arguing With Staff After She Lost The Ticket To Claim Her White Robe

Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’

Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee

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